Other experiments of the infamous Beard-O Project.

 
   Hey I figured it is about time to give recgonition to all the famous people that have joined my cause. There are many that through out history and even now in this day and age of beardism, still fight for the right to have a beard.
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Project: Famous Beards

Lets Start with the earliest beards in history...

 

Jesus, the spirits of spirits, the purest of souls, the guy who made bread. Whatever you think and believe of Jesus this one thing is known, he had one nice beard! I think if Jesus would have finished spreading the word of God, he might have moved on to spreading the love of the beard.

This bearded lady on the left shows that even women can display the beauty of the beard with pride. No sexism in the land of beard all are welcome to live a life without facial shaving. I honestly doubt it was that much worst for this lady than when the average man tries to grow a beard in the beard hating society. Also, Lincoln who came from the same time as the bearded lady, had a wonderfull beard. While not as bold and strong for our cause as the bearded lady, lincoln did free the slaves which is cool.

 

Then all that is left is to go into a room alone and ponder the world for a couple hours while trimming your beard and finally shaving off the oppisite half. This leaves you with many rashes and red marks on your face becasue your skin has grown accustiom to a beard the protects it and hides it from the harshness of this world.

Now you ask if all beards are from famous and respectable people?

As you can see many famous and amazing bearded creatures, things, and stuff exist. It doesn't just have to be people winning respect and fame for beards. Santa is a wonderfull example, because santa exists as both a real person and as a cartoon person. Being the amazing person that santa is, when he morphs into his cartoon form (seen in middle) he keeps his beard. This is truely amazing, because with the ability to morph one could assume santa wouldn't even have to shave, just simple morph into a freshly shaved state. Santa has a true dedication to the beard unseen in most other people.

It is a little known fact, but as superman got older and Lois just started to sag in ways the man of steel never would. He grew a beard. This example of wearing a beard, also illustrates one of the effective uses. Keeping away a old saggy hag like Lois. So if your married and your hag is still asking for lots of love grow a beard and the sandpaper shredding will have her retreating back to her prudish teenage years.

 

Now Here is a couple that you might not have expected to get together. Yes Tom cruise and his wussy and splotchy beard found a nice yound bearded midgit lady to marry. At least his wife and him together make a nice bearded couple. Way to go Tom half assing your beard just like your acting career.

 

 

Now i realize this second image isn't giving the beard a good name. But, not all beards are good. But not all are evil so don't judge based on a bad seed or two. To make sure there are no misconceptions. I put a picture or Al Borland possible one of the nicest beards to ever exist.

 

 

 

 

This is really big news for the entire beard movement. Look at how Brad Pitt has ceremoniously grown out a full beard while being perfectly able to retain the love of his hottie wife. Jennifer, or if i may, Racheal... If you love beard get over here cause i am practically a bear.

 

I think we will finish out this report to caught public attention with one of the currently largest stars dabbling with interest in fully supporting the Beard-o movement. Jim Carrey, as you can see Jim has fully enjoyed and loved his beard. Now if his beard could only become a full time statement we might just get the support we need. Thanks for the help Jim keep with it soon love of beards will prevail.

As always,

Dan "Beard-O" Mayer