Project: College Sophmore year
The truely revolutionary reverse handlebar mustash.
Findings of the experiment:
The reverse handle bar mustashe stopped each person
in their tracks as they viewed it.
It is the first new beard style to be invented since
the halo.
The reverse handle bar mustashe does not effect the
spelling capabilities of the growwer.
It arouses any women that has a beard or mustash.
That is doesn't help me to write funny things.
The Beard Maid
The Beard maid made three seperate appearences. The
first two were for halloween of 2001. The success was amazing.
Apparently dressing like a woman makes women feel like they can
dance with you and grind all over you until they tear your nylons.
The beard shows that your a real man and that they can try to
bring you home with them (by the way i am now on sale to women
for $25 a night.)
Since there was such amazing responces to the halloween
maid, I was forced to show my maid beard to everyone while home
over thanks giving break. The beard was just so special that
i had to remove it the following day so other people would get
noticed besides myself. |
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There was other beards grown and worn through out
the year but the others weren't as noteworthy or i just didnt
take pictures. As always there will be more beard-o projects
until i am satisfied the the entire world is ready to accept
the beauty that is the beard. The art that is beard shaping and
the warm hug that a beard gives a mans face.
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